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When making tea, the most common mistakes I’ve seen are scalding the tea leaves and over-brewing.  These both give the tea a much more bitter flavor than it is supposed to have.  Look up the temperature your specific tea should be brewed at, then estimate the temperature of the water.  Then look up how long to steep the tea leaves.

How have I not 3D printed a bag full of tiny penises using my school’s 3D printer yet?

One time my mom bought me “A Christmas Story” boxers that said “Careful or you’ll shoot your eye out.”