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One of the freshmen at my school just threatened that he would yell the lyrics to “Big Booty Bitches” for 15 minutes at the start of school tomorrow if Romney won the presidency

thekingofzor:

The Merc with a Mouth gets his own game in the High Moon Studios developed Deadpool.  The titular character is a comic book favorite, so expectations for the game are deservedly high.

High Moon Studios developed the well-received Transformers: War for Cybertron and is currently working on its sequel, the upcoming Transformers: Fall of Cybertron.  Fans may breathe a sigh of relief that a developer with a solid background is taking on this revered character in his self-titled videogame experience, and the trailer certainly looks promising.

As a fan of the legendary anti-hero, I’m excited for this game and sincerely hope High Moon Studios can deliver a worthwhile ground and fourth wall breaking experience (if you disappoint me, High Moon, I’ll chuck a box of Ryan Reynolds DVDs at your head).

Well you gotta have an opinion, Clover, do you think that Matchsticks has a problem?

Well you gotta have an opinion, Clover, do you think that Matchsticks has a problem?

People say I’m inactive.  THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T TELL ME TO BE MORE ACTIVE.

People say I’m inactive.  THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T TELL ME TO BE MORE ACTIVE.

I’m back from the dead, and I left all my work ethic there.

I’m back from the dead, and I left all my work ethic there.

Anonymous asked: I love you.

Who is this?! Who the hell would dare speak to me in this tone? Get out of anon before saying some nasty shit like this, face to face.

Also, love you too

Your CALGINOUS Queen: I NEED HELP GUYS

notsugoienough:

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

I hate begging but I really need the money guys. I’m currently in debt because of a charge I didn’t make and I wont be getting my refund for another couple of days. Meanwhile my banking company is going to change me money until i can pay off the debt and by the time I can…

(Source: missladytree)